I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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