Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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