Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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