I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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