my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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