But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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