Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
