the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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