It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Randomize
