just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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