Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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