i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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