After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
P.S. I can't hear my feet
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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