That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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