Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Randomize
