You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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