normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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