Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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