Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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