Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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