# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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