Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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