jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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