you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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