he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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