Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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