Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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