Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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