Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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