ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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