I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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