i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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