I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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