She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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