Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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