The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
meet me or not, i'm out of control
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
