i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
