dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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