After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Who put my cat in the fridge?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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