Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog

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(513): View more from Ohio

i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?

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(703): View more from Virginia

the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now

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(765): View more from Indiana

So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?

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(631): View more from New York

I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.

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