i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
