just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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