just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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