WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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