Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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