If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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