I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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