Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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