Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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