I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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