I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
