Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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