My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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