I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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